. . . but neither Gawker nor Jezebel has reported that— even though the report came out three days ago— because that would likely make us question the propriety of shitting on him constantly for the last three years. He saw his mother abused growing up and was raped when he was eight years old (he calls it his "first sexual experience," but for anyone else who's not Chris Brown, we'd call that rape), but we like to pretend that those things don't matter and don't deserve understanding, because hey, he's Chris Brown, and he's a total douche, right?