Things got hairy for a Long Island man, Robert De Paz Jr., who shaved his entire body to avoid a follicle drug test as part of a custody battle. Root of his problem?Judge found him in contempt (clearly his honor had a wild hair up his ass — even if De Paz didn't).
His lawyer appealed, no doubt waxing poetic about personal freedoms, and the man went free after serving Nairy a day in jail. Think this is a shaggy dog story? You can look it up. It's in the pubic record.