Today we looked at unfortunate individual who, after undergoing his 22nd operation with the same plastic surgeon, ultimately had a straw put in his face where his nostrils should be. Many of you were appalled. But one commenter sought to remind us all what the real issue is:
"I'm only telling my story because..."
*puts on sunglasses*
*sunglasses fall off*
(If I ever learn how to embed a link into text, I will clean this up.)