(Or, Why Did the Christian Cross the Road?)

Is that what it was, my Christian neighbors? Was it the stories of Jesus rising from the dead that inspired you to pop out into the downtown street after Saturday night services, emerging suddenly from between parked cars, far distant from the crosswalks and traffic lights?

Because even at the top speed I was going, I doubt if hitting you would have meant more than bruises or a minor break. So please, for both our sakes, let's be careful out there. And Happy Easter!