Dad: XXX is getting married. He's 26 and has been with his girlfriend for four years.

Me: I'm of the mind that anyone under 30 is not grown up enough to get married.

This is supported by the weight of pretty much everyone I know who got married
before 30.

That you can find the love of your life at 25, 26, or 27 is one of the last
Great Lies of bourgeois society.

Dad: But definitely helps keep the homo sapien sapiens race going.

Me: A somewhat overrated achievement as far as glaciers and tigers are