Finally!

Have you ever thought to yourself while preparing a salad, "damn...this cucumber could make the perfect dildo." Don't be ashamed, I've had those thoughts too, we all have. But the cucumber was just too sleek for me, it lacked a certain "authenticity" I was looking for.

Well thanks to designer Francesco Morackini , I no longer have to worry about a dildo being out of reach when I'm in need of that emergency orgasm.

His creation operates basically the same way as pencil sharpener.

-A sausage...possible dildo
-A hotdog...possible dildo
-A carrot...possible dildo
-Hell, even a thick wooden
dowel...possible dildo. But not.
recommended due to
possible risk of splinters in your vaj, or
bum hole bleeding.

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Sadly, his creation isn't for sale just yet, and appears to just be an artful creation. Hopefully soon.

http://cargocollective.com/morackini/Dildā€¦

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