OMG I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT MY TINFOIL HAT!
Why does my family do this? Someone insists on cooking an elaborate feast and you can't help and shoosh you out of the kitchen, but then leave you waiting for hours and you're ready to eat your arm off. The only thing they put out is cookies and Mimosas and we all know what that spells — drunken sugar-high rants about being STARVED by supposedly caring relatives.
I will even eat these!
even this, damn the Pepto Bismol anyway
And we can't open presents until we eat. Which means there's nothing to do but watch Watch What Happens Live Christmas special with Mariah Carey (OK, kinda fun.)
HUNGRY! Say a prayer I don't dive headfirst into the Mimosas because we all know that will just lead to a worse tomorrow...
ETA: My gifs aren't showing up because they're TOO HUNGRY!!!!
ETA: I got some hash browns and scrambled eggs and biscuits and gravy and fruit and honeybuns. TOO FULL NOW!