See it was that easy.

This is where I audition to be Sterling's black friend. You know that person right? That guy who shows up and says shit like, "I've know _____ for years. We are good friends and he has never said anything out of the way to me or anyone that I know". I want to be him.

So when he asked, in an interview with Rollie Massimino, "I wanna know why you think you can coach these niggers." All that meant was he knew how to get down with the black community. We call each other nigg-um the n-word all the time. It's what we do.

What about getting sued by Elgin Baylor? Pffft. Yeah that makes him so racist. I tell you what, if Sterling is so racist why did Baylor work for him? Who works for someone they claim is a racist? No one, that's who. If you think about, Sterling was basically paying Baylor money that he was using to sue him. Now who's the real racist?

On refusing to rent to black people. Look we all know that the polices put in place by Obama is making it hard for black people to get jobs. Instead of talking about my dear friend Donal Sterling, Obama should be worried about not getting impeached. If he keeps going down that road, we will all be poor.

There you have it. That's just but a sample of the things I can do. Contact me Fox News or CNN if you want those insta-ratings. It's not like you haven't done it before.