To his credit, he “did have pants on, but they were on his arms. Both arms were inserted into the legs of his jeans.” He was also wearing a t-shirt, underwear, and one sock. No word as to whether the police ever located the second sock.

It also remains unclear whether his intoxication factored into his decision to wear a denim jacket in his mugshot.

When reached for comment, the arrestee stated that he puts his pants on one arm at a time just like everyone else. Alright, I made that last part up.