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Alleged Drunk Motorist Makes Questionable Fashion Choices

To his credit, he “did have pants on, but they were on his arms. Both arms were inserted into the legs of his jeans.” He was also wearing a t-shirt, underwear, and one sock. No word as to whether the police ever located the second sock.

It also remains unclear whether his intoxication factored into his decision to wear a denim jacket in his mugshot.

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When reached for comment, the arrestee stated that he puts his pants on one arm at a time just like everyone else. Alright, I made that last part up.

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