J. Patrick Brown noticed and he's collected and captioned 500 owls who look like they've had a rough night.

Here are some of his more recent owl posts:

"So…am I getting kicked out, or am I kicking you out? I'm a little hazy on protocol right now."

"What is this? Is this jail? Is this what jail looks like?"

"The fuck? Am I like, inside the couch?"

"Oh, like you're so high and mighty that you never passed out naked on the lawn."


"I drank within moderation last night. I just…didn't stop, that's the problem."

"I'd love to help you and all, but I'm afraid my skull's just a fishbowl full of tequila right now. Ask somebody who's not got brain leaking out of their nostrils."