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Flu-induced commenting hysteria

That's the only explanation for twizzler's behavior on Gawker today. She was just spewing conspiracy theories out her tootsie pops. And like sticky candy, all sorts of bugs buzz around it.

I don't know why I let my conspiracy freak flag fly on here. It's not out of smarts. It's kind of an addiction at this point. Gawker is like my opium den.

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That's all I have to say. I think the flu has settled to stay in my cerebral doohickies up there. Whatever.

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