Written in Ink
Written in Ink

Good ol' Sheriff Joe will be putting American flag stickers in all cells. If these stickers do not stay pristine, it's bread and water for the inmates!

Oh, and they're piping in patriotic anthems and forcing singalongs. Because really, you want to underscore how much it sucks to be an incarcerated American. That's moral fiber and character-building.

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