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Fox News All American New Year!

Including Susan Boyle. Liars!

Plus, oh thank goodness, one of those poor Duck boys. Imagine being born with webbed feet and all covered in an oil that repels water. Such a difficult childhood. "Hey, quackhead! Your mother wears down coats!"


Elisabeth Hassleback and Bill Hemmer.

I'm staying in, but even in my most masochistic moment (full disclosure: I am not very masochistic), I could not watch that unless it was for a live blog on Gawker.

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