Nothing personal, just long held judgments.

I don't find gag reels funny. Never have. I don't get what's so great about watching people crack up in the middle of lines over and over again.

I don't drink coffee. Not because I hate the taste, because I hate coffee culture and the type-A caffeine addicts it attracts.

I hope they invent tobacco that tastes as good and gives me a buzz but reverses cancer.