The original image and caption was as follows:
A man plows snow as winter storm hits lower Manhattan on Thursday. (Getty Images)
My original response was decent, but I forgot to paste it somewhere when I copy pasted this image. I guess I'm free to recycle that joke for a daytime thread.
At least he had the guts to apologize: (apologies to the below commenters whose comments are now incoherent because i switched out this photo)