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I've recently discovered that daily exfoliation is a good idea. It makes my skin softer than a baby bunny and more glowing than the crystalline eyes of the Ice Queen. Why have I resisted for so long?

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The products I enjoy include Kiehl's Pineapple Papaya Scrub, because I enjoy any beauty product that smells like food. I smell like a delicious fruit salad when I wear it. Plus you get lots of free samples when you shop at Kiehl's. Ask for a free sample of lip balm. You'll thank me later.

Illustration for article titled GREAT DISCOVERIES IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE PART I
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Also Laura Mercier Face Polish is creamier and finer than most facial scrubs, which makes it better for my lovely delicate facial features. I am a huge fan of Laura Mercier stuff in general. It's well made. It lasts long and I always feel fresh and natural like a cool French lady. I'm just not as thin as most French ladies, because of cake.

MORE DISCOVERIES TO COME.

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