For roughly the fifth time in about four weeks I managed to get sucked into an online debate over the use of the Oxford comma and how many spaces to put after a period.

After careful consideration of both sides of both issues I have come to one sensible conclusion:

People who like to use the Oxford comma and one space after a period are so rigid and fanatical they are clearly ultra-right wing asshats who are pro-life, voted for Bush and masturbate to Hitler porn.

They probably also love the patriarchy, oppress women and gays and love Nickleback.