I know what you're thinking: "That's some racist shit Chelsea". Normally, you would be right. There are two things working against you though.
One, she's a "comedienne". It's her job to tell "jokes". Oh you don't think this is funny? Guess who the real racist is? That's right, you are. One day, we'll get past your racism and we could all live in a post racist country. I mean we have a black president. Is that not enough?
Two, she fucks black guys. Most people skate by with the ol' "I have black friends, I can't be racist." routine. Chelsea takes her colorblindness to another level. How can you be racist if you're having sex with black men? Answer is, you can't. Name one racist throughout history that wanted to have sex with a black person. Exactly.
Next time you call someone racist and they talk about their black friends, ask them if they are having sex. If the answer is no, then they are probably racist. You're also a racist for calling things racist. Now look what you've done. There are two times more racism than when you began. I hope you're proud of being responsible for the continuation of racism. I'm not...you fucking racist.