and now I feel hyper and vaguely nauseous. This is bad because it's 7:21 P.M where I am right now. Will it wear off by bedtime? My loss is your gain because look what I found while trying to calm myself by randomly flipping through the internet.

It started here.

http://jezebel.com/i-really-wante…

A very dull blip on Jezebel to what I thought would potentially be an interesting story.

Here is the story.

http://the-toast.net/2013/09/20/zin…

An interesting and inspiring story told in a somewhat dull way. Fine. All good. I had never heard of the website before so I flipped over to the homepage.

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http://the-toast.net/

It looked promising, cute so I scrolled down only to find a post by Mallory Ortberg who I remembered liking when she wrote for Gawker. Double promising she wrote a post about Go Ask Alice, the book that scared me away from ever sharing food or drinks with another human being.

http://the-toast.net/2013/09/20/dis…

Fun little post but even better was a link within her post.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_m…

I haven't read them all yet but I'm pretty sure that I've believed most of them for my entire life.

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