Front and center, young person. You know what you did.

You don't know this, but your Duggar Anthology has kept my ass sane through a very grueling project that made me want to drink. We don't know each other, but your gentle and hilarious observation on species Duggarus Crotchfruiticus Maximus, my coffee machine, and Snyder's Peanut Butter Pretzels (The Best Snack {tm}) are the only things that allowed that project to come to a fucking end.

In short, I will always share my pretzels with you. And Derrick is really cute for an evangelical twenty-something who's way, way, way over his head.

With eternal gratitude,

Selena, purveyor of bug fixes and Internet contents.

*this is my cherry-popping Crosstalk post. I like to make an entrance.