Written in Ink
Written in Ink

But everyone has been saying it . . .

We're all going to die some day.

I think that's complete bullshit, and entirely unfair if it's true, but that's what people keep telling me.


The older I get, the more the doctor keeps reminding me that I'm "mortal" (whatever the hell that means), the more people my age (like Paul Walker) bite the dust, the more it becomes apparent to me that God is truly out to get me. What did I ever do to him???

Not cool, God. Not cool.

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