This is my first post so bear with me...

So far this morning I have spent a good half-hour trying to kill a fly. An ordinary house fly. Why 30 minutes you ask? Well, I didn't want to get anywhere near it (I kept running away from it whenever it got close) because I'm utterly terrified of flies.

There is absolutely no good reason to be scared of harmless house flies except for the fact that I find them repulsive and spawns of Satan.

Look at it...plotting!

Please help assuage my shame by sharing your irrational fears...

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