I think I need to just start posting in rage memes when I read stupid comments.

I think I need one that says Bootstraps! and STEM another for those comments after every fucking story even remotely related to religion, where someone is like "Religious people are weak and stupid!" Blah, blah, blah, Dawkins

God dammit, fucking commenters. Not you. Them. We hate them. Some of them. Maybe a few.