I elect the Doge.
I don't get this fucking meme. First of all, fuck dogs on the internet. They can go to hell. Secondly, doge speak is the most annoying baby talk I've ever heard and this is from someone who speaks lolcat. Third of all, that "doge's" face—WIPE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE, DOGE. Stop looking all startled and amazed.
Doge has ruined everything.