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Miss Norma Desmond Is the Worst

...self-birthday announcer. Happy Birthday, our Patron Saint of Reason!!!!

She's everyone's goddess and nobody's mom, she's the candles on the cake and the good flour that gets it rising. She's unapologetic; she's kind; she's got great biceps.

I present to you—your Miss Norma Desmond, all the things you wanted to be when you grew up. We love you.


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