I mean, I like ketchup. Even that ketchup you get on the European continent that tastes like barbeque sauce but fuck, man, there are limits.
'I can't remember how it became such an obsession but now I can't live without it.
'My friends get really embarrassed when I ask for 12 sachets for my meals at the student's union, and I'll get extras to take home with me.
'I eat so much of the stuff - I dread to think what it's doing to my body.'
And then the picture of—look how cheeky and adorable I look surrounded by my ketchup bottles.