My friends from my hometown are having a get-together, and I made the sad adult decision not to attend. I could go, but knowing me a $50 visit would turn into a $100 visit, which is not in my budget.
Plus, what is this juvenile paranoia of "missing out"?
EDITED: Nevermind, I'm about to leave for the home country in the next few hours. If you don't hear from me again, know that I love you and have never loved anyone else. I am, of course, assuming that Normas Reedus is reading this.