So even if one's train happens to be running, on time, and staying on the tracks, one is not guaranteed a peaceful commute on Metro-North.

Such was the case on Tuesday when a female passenger en route to Grand Central Station awoke from a morning nap to find a Metro-North employee (allegedly) masturbating on her. The passenger gave chase (fuck yeah!) and alerted the conductor. Manny Ramos of Brooklyn, NY was arrested as he attempted to flee from Fairfield, CT station.

The incident caused a one-hour delay.

Here's hoping Giulietti turns things around but quick.