As I'm leaving my shrink's office this morning I run into girl I know from town but haven't seen in a few months in the waiting room.

Girl: Bart, how are you doing? I've missed you.

(She gives me a hug.)

Me: Great! So you are seeing the crazy doctor too?

Girl: Yeah, just recently.

Me: Has she given you the electroshock treatments yet?

Girl :Not yet.

Me: Just wait. It's so cool. It's usually like a session or two after she moves you from the chair to the couch for the sessions. Then she does it as a surprise.

Girl: That is fucking awesome!

Me: Right?

Shrink: (Who has been standing next to us.) Just don't tell her about the evil that comes next.


(All three of us laugh.)