As I'm leaving my shrink's office this morning I run into girl I know from town but haven't seen in a few months in the waiting room.
Girl: Bart, how are you doing? I've missed you.
(She gives me a hug.)
Me: Great! So you are seeing the crazy doctor too?
Girl: Yeah, just recently.
Me: Has she given you the electroshock treatments yet?
Girl :Not yet.
Me: Just wait. It's so cool. It's usually like a session or two after she moves you from the chair to the couch for the sessions. Then she does it as a surprise.
Girl: That is fucking awesome!
Shrink: (Who has been standing next to us.) Just don't tell her about the evil that comes next.
(All three of us laugh.)