Written in Ink
Written in Ink

Blah Blah Blah, bite me Lorde. I hate your youthful exuberance. I'd add that goes for Tavi like double, with the added annoyance that Tavi also references Sassy and the early 90s in a way that is like triply irritating. SHUT UP. I never liked Sassy. NEVER.

Roberth Downey Jr. Ugh, I regret your comeback. Your face annoys me. YOUR FACE.

Britney, between you and Christina, Christina wins by a mile. And why? Because she has a fucking soul or at least you can see that in her music. Brits, you are the Def Leppard of pop. No matter how much terrible adversity you face, you still pump out empty soulless music with no individuality. You aren't fun like Kylie Minogue even. EVEN.


I also don't trust anyone under 80 named Hazel who isn't a acerbic middle aged housekeeper. Your name isn't your fault but it is likely your parents are hipsters so that makes you suspect by proxy.

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