In general, I'm a very nice person. I give Rex Ryan a wide berth because, you know, I kind of respect that he's turned on not by feet, but by his wife's feet. I think that's cool.
But this fucking skunk that comes around almost EVERY night and lets one loose in the exact spot that pumps it into every goddamn window in our house? Seriously, I'm going to murder this thing. And I love animals! You pissed off the wrong woman, skunk boy.