Because it's Dorothy Parker. Nothing to add. Open and serve raw. Happy Sunday!
Say my love is easy had
Say I'm bitten raw with pride
Say I am too often sad —
Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young
Say I woo and coddle care
Say the devil touched my tongue —
Still you have my heart to wear.
But say my verses do not scan
And I'll get me another man!