ATTENTION: BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A SHAMELESS HALLWAY POOPER AT THE EPA:
In the email, obtained by Government Executive, Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor mentioned "several incidents" in the building, including clogging the toilets with paper towels and "an individual placing feces in the hallway" outside the restroom.
FECAL MATTER in the hallway of the EPA. DUNG. How are they going to protect the environment when they can't even protect their own hallways from poo. TURDS. They should change their name to the Excrement Protection Agency. DOO DOO. That's all I have.