I am a Real Housewives connoisseur, dating all the way back to the days of the OC Angels and our beloved Richard Lawson, may his Crackerjacks forever chainsmoke.

But after seeing this season's promo I'm boycotting. How horrible and everything that people H A T E on this show about. I always defended 'Wives as a sociological experiment and camp fun, but this is annus horriblus, to quote what Queen Elizabeth never said.

I prefer to remember the Bev Hills Ladies as the season 3 bitches below, their apex of interestingness. (Ta ta, Bravo. Your heart will go on and you'll make millions more viewers, but no one will love you like me. I hate you, never come back here, SLAM!)