two great tastes that taste great together.

OMG, you guys, I just found out the annual Juggalo con, the Gathering of the Juggalos, is relocating to rural Missouri from rural Illinois this summer. I checked Google maps, and the Gathering is only 2.5 hours away from me — that's closer than my home city! I have a dangerously ironic fixation with ICP/Juggalos, and the urge to infiltrate the Gathering is strong. Does anyone want to pay me to go?