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Snacktastic's worst nightmare has been realized

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Not only am I speaking in the third person, but I am almost certainly somewhat lactose intolerant. (it runs in my family) I tried soy cheese and that shit was an abomination. My goal is just to be cheese light, eating occasional amounts of dairy but not every day.

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WHY GOD, WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME? IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR ALL THE MASTURBATION? I DIDN'T MEAN TO. I WAS JUST BORED AND I DIDN'T HAVE CABLE.

WHY HAS CHEESE FORSAKEN ME?

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