They must think you are dimwitted or something. They use subtle suggestions and rhetorical questions to get you to vote against your self-interests, but you are smarter than that. You know that a vote for Filing Cat is the only responsible, logical choice that you can make to most accurately represent this place you love, Crosstalk. But they are sneaky. Don't let them trick you into voting for a stick of wood. It's a stick of wood. It doesn't do anything. The cat is filing while throwing shade and silently judging. It's multitasking represents you and all of your canniness and intelligence.