Because neither 'Ye nor Sway have all the answers, it's better to just accept that this is a wholly ridiculous planet propogated by incurably ridiculous animals like us. Here, I drew a nice diagram for you:
つしまみれ, pronounced Tsu Shi Ma Mi Re, are an all-girl Japanese trio that have been around since 2000 and play... well, I'm not sure what you'd call it. But it is ridiculous and impossible not to enjoy.
There are no consequences for your actions. Have a happy Thanksgiving, everybody.