I have been seeing a lot of spam in websites I go to lately. I have also started receiving those "give us $75 to receive 40 million from some dead prince". This was a new twist on it:

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY I AM MR.Peter Godwin

PLEASE WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR ALL THE PROBLEM THAT YOU HAVE PASSED THROUGH BECAUSE OF THIS YOUR BELONG ATM MASTER CARD OF WHICH YOU FAILED TILL NOW, FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU, MY NAME IS MR.Peter Godwin, I AM THE NEW ELECTED DIRECTOR GENERAL OF FEDEX COURIER COMPANY BENIN REPUBLIC I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN LAST WEEK. I AM WRITING THIS MAIL WITH DEEP SORROW, I SAW YOUR NAME ON OUR FILE YESTERDAY THROUGH MY SEARCHING AS THE ONE OF THE MOST BENEFICIARY WHICH DID NOT RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE VALUED $950,000.00 USD WHICH SUPPOSES TO BE DELIVERED,

THE REASON I AM EMAILING YOU TODAY IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THE FORMER FEDEX COMPANY MANAGER. HAS BEEN SACKED OUT SINCE LAST WEEK DUE TO HIS ILLEGAL WORK UNGODLY ACT, I AM HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT THE ONLY THING THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO RECEIVE YOUR ATM IS BY TRUSTING ME AND FOLLOW MY DIRECTION. YOU SENT LOT MONEY TO HIM IN ORDER TO GET YOUR CARD WHICH FAILS. THEREFORE I AM TO TELL YOU THAT THE REASON YOU DID NOT RECEIVE YOUR ATM CARD IS BECAUSE YOU DID NOT FOLLOW THE DIRECT WAY TO GET YOUR CARD BUT TO EXTORTING MONEY FROM YOU IN VARIOUS QUARTERS DUE TO THE FORMER MANAGER'S ATTITUDE WE THEREFORE RESOLVE TO SACKED HIM OUT SINCE HE DIDN'T KEEP OUR INSTRUCTION, SO NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED TO MAKE YOUR DELIVERY BECAUSE ALL OUR INVESTIGATED CONFIRMED THAT YOU ARE THE RIGHT PERSON TO RECEIVE THIS CARD

ACCORDING TO THE INSTRUCTION PASSED TO THIS FedEx COURIER COMPANY FROM THE OFFICE OF THE (FEDERAL HIGH COURT SERVICES) THIS WILL DULY GUARANTEE AND COVER THE CARD AS BEING LEGITIMATELY ACQUIRED FROM THE BENIN GOVERNMENT. SO I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOUR CARD IS STILL WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT BUT IT WILL RELEASE IMMEDIATELY TO THIS COMPANY FOR IMMEDIATE DELIVERING AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN THE (CARD RELEASE ORDER CERTIFICATES) ACCORDING TO OUR MESSENGER WHICH WENT TO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT SERVICES OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC FOR THE RELEASE ORDER CERTIFICATES HE TOLD US THAT IT WILL COST YOU THE SUM OF $67.00 ONLY FOR THE OBTAIN OF IT, SO HE TOLD US THAT THEY WILL ISSUE IT WITHIN ONE DAY IF THE FEE WILL BE PAID.

SO RECONFIRM US YOUR FULL ADDRESS I WILL BE AWAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY WITH THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TO OBTAIN THE ATM RELEASE ORDER CERTIFICATES, 1. RECEIVER NAME: Williams David 2. COUNTRY: BENIN REPUBLIC. 3. CITY: COTONOU 4. QUESTION: HOW LONG? 5. ANSWER: TODAY 6. AMOUNT: US$87 7. SENDER'S NAME? 8. MTCN?

I AM HERE GIVING YOUR GUARANTEE AND ALSO 100 % PERCENT ASSURANCE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY MONEY YOU WILL PAY AND AFTER YOU PAY IT YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR CARD IMMEDIATELY. I WILL BE WAITING RIGHT TO HAVE THE

REGARDS, MR.Peter Godwin THE NEW MANAGER OF WESTERN UNION

How can you say no to the all caps and terrible punctuation? I've already sent the money.