My knee hurts. I am old. I didn't work today. I just went to get a facial and ate some sushi. I fell asleep while I got the facial. I also bought a 3DS. I will go out later today to be celebratory. Like Stassi Schroeder, I never want you to forget that it is my birthday. Gimme gif party.
I hate me. I don't just hate myself, I have an explanation.