Just dealt with the craziest woman I've ever met. She was French, but I only say that for context and not as a diss of French people.
After egging herself into our table at an expat bar she then started telling us that she was homeless and thought that the reason she was homeless was because all the English speaking expats had taken the apartments in town and that she hoped that we would eventually be gassed to death. After this she put her hand on my crotch and asked me if I liked her. I said "no" and she then spit on me and tried to burn me with her cigarette. After that she asked why none of us wanted to fuck her. Then she seemed surprised when I went to the bar manager and was like "um... you need to get rid of this customer."