I have weird fascination with Mystery, just because it's like the total intersection of all sorts of douche interests—furry hats, objectifying women, listening to Tommy Lee and Nickelback. I can't also believe a guy who is in his 40s and has been in the media for so long can say such things like "spit truth" without any sense of irony.

It's a gift. I wish I knew the anonymous reader because I'd want to shake her hand and praise this gift to the world.

I also watched every episode of the Pick-Up Artist avidly.

It reminds me that I actually originally started reading Gawker media in 2007 or 2008 (I can't remember which) because of Defamer. So happy to see it resurrected and to see these types of posts.