Remember that Italian woman who jumped off a cruise ship and fell into a coma? Well, she awoke from the coma and she kinda sorta remembers things a little differently from her bf. In fact, she says she didn’t jump at all! So, how, then, did she end up in the Mediterranean? Her boyfriend is all

Via Laura Stuardo of Turin, Italy has been in a coma since July 19 after it was thought that she attempted suicide by jumping off a cruise ship. She’s just woken up and insists she didn’t jump, leading police to launch an attempted murder investigation. According to the Washington Post, Stuardo’s boyfriend, who she previously told police was abusive, hasn’t “been officially named as the suspect” in the attempted murder.