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We Need the Black Bar Generator

I'm at the Y today after finishing my laps, and dear sweet mercy, we need the Black Bar Generator.

Yeah, I'll say it, I'm a prude. Yeah, I don't care for looking at dongs, nor do I wish to blemish someone else's day with them viewing mine. The faster I can get out of the locker room the happier I am.

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