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Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

Inspired not just by a subculture, a pink and uptalking subculture, but by a Frank Zappa Song.

Has Early Nick Cage

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Has unironic early 80s fashion mullets

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Has both EG Daily and Michelle Meyrink in their 80s glory

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Both with totally tubular vocab. Totally. Like Totally.

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And the punk rock hair. The grimy boy punk rock hair. And the fashion—all of the fashion.

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Oh and the soundtrack. The totally excellent soundtrack.

Behold its glory or at least part of it from the trailer.

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