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Why Valley Girl is the Greatest Movie in the History of Mankind

Inspired not just by a subculture, a pink and uptalking subculture, but by a Frank Zappa Song.

Has Early Nick Cage


Has unironic early 80s fashion mullets

Has both EG Daily and Michelle Meyrink in their 80s glory


Both with totally tubular vocab. Totally. Like Totally.


And the punk rock hair. The grimy boy punk rock hair. And the fashion—all of the fashion.


Oh and the soundtrack. The totally excellent soundtrack.

Behold its glory or at least part of it from the trailer.

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