As ever, my BRILLIANT ideas for banners aren't even being nominated for the primaries. Oh, I know, I know. It's because I'm too radical, too forward thinking, too non-establishment for any real contention.
So, I'm going to make lemons from lemonade. I've always lived in blue districts in blue cities in blue states, so I'm going to use this opportunity to grab — like a rascally Ohioan — the spotlight. I'm a officially announcing myself as The Undecided Voter. Mine will be the only opinion that matters in the end. I will be demographied and studied and considered (and occasionally scorned because really?).
Yeah, I'm embracing this. Who will join me in this sweet, sweet spot?
Now dance! (Unlike Owl_Is_Lost, chocolate really isn't my thing. Try fruit pies instead.)