I was organising my ebook collection (procrastination, yay!) and I found a gem: Recognise the Signs, The Complete Book.
The lines in bold are from the book.
Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Mystery is your second name!
Yeah, no. I do not respond to being called 'Mystery'.
If he does not commit, you chase him, till you can get a positive answer.
Reason #534 for getting restraining orders.
You hate being possessed.
Pretty sure no one does...
There is an irresistible magnetic quality surrounding you.
So, stay away from Magneto then.
Your passions are unleashed with hurricane force.
As long as you win, there is harmony in the relationship.
Sums up life pretty well.
One must Know the rules when dealing with Scorpio What you should do: Dress up and look good for the Scorpio.
Yes. Deodorant and showers mandatory. The hobo look is not generally appreciated.
The Scorpio will delve into your secrets, anyway.
Ok that's a creepy thing. 'Resistance is futile. Your secrets will be delved into.'
Be comfortable with the Scorpio gaze. Squirming will not help!
The green-eyed monster is the most dangerous part of your relationship.
Who let the Hulk in?
Try not to contribute to the emotional fireworks in the relationship.
Do not mentally go 'pew pew pew'.
Don't ever accuse the Scorpio of playing with your emotions. Don't ever keep secrets from the Scorpio.
Reason #465 for getting a restraining order.
An electric sexual energy is almost second nature to you.
THAT'S my super power? Turning people on? :-/
There is an ulterior motive to possess behind every move.
Reason #635 for getting a restraining order.
Gather courage from the coral. The stone could also make you rich. And yes, you also get confident. Have a good time!
Does not compute the 'Have a good time!' portion.
Intense and passionate, you know how to live life to the fullest, and as a result, don't suffer fools gladly. You know how to zero in on important tasks, and where the art of the deal is concerned, can go for the kill. Rarely, however, will blood be spilled. You are a straight shooter with lofty and important goals. Everyone else falls by the wayside. One of the your greatest assets is the ability to effect change, if only by sheer will. It's when this virtue spills over into impatience that the trouble begins. You love to create, solve and manage — both the good and the bad. It's all for a reason. You also like to win. As long as you can control your aggressive, vindictive and inflexible tendencies (and the need to control in general), much can be accomplished.
Tl;dr version, Scorpios make good tyrants, assassins or serial killers. All while getting the victims horny.